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intelligent time systems
Perhaps PM Johnson could pull a Dirk Gently with Mr. Francois de Bugy… and then get the hell out of there.
Bits ‘n’ Bobs
/ Conservative: to lack in spirit
/ Expectation of privacy after committing crimes against humanity
/ Give the prison guard a £500 bottle of wine
MP Tugendhat
An unfortunate day for names in the news. MP Tugendhat* has asked that all dirty laundry be stashed and a formal inquiry by Cmssr. Dick be opened after a leak of diplomatic memos concerning the White House caused uproar. Sir Kim’s analysis in Washington described the White House as “dysfunctional” and “inept” and in no way likely to change. He remains the ambassador and an astute observer. He has also “pulled out” of dinner plans at the W.H.
President Trump (dick head) opted to spew forth vitriol on Twitter calling the U.K. ambassador an “idiot” and denouncing him as “not liked”, thus absolved of any future liaisons.
* Actual man. Conservative (Tornbridge & Malling): The Guardian, of course, could have asked for comments from anyone named anything else requesting action from any other public servant but the poetry is already in motion.
Migration
A shortage in skilled workers has left the UK searching for “migrants” to fill key positions. Whether or not they’ve migrated away from said positions isn’t mentioned. Speculation is rife?
the Boris Bus
Boris Johnson, the likely candidate to replace the current leader of the country, is to be taken to court for using giant buses to mislead the public.
The advertisements claimed a vast quantity of funds went to the EU that did not go to the EU, likely causing some to vote to leave the EU in a referendum of which his party instigated. Johnson “absolutely denies” the claims, despite using said buses to deliver speeches to the public on why they should leave the EU …
The Dystopian 
