Diary, January 2020:
After limbering up with Peloton for Complacency Week I’m headed off to my Counter Terrorism lessons, ending with a tutorial on how to spend our money appropriately should we (when we!!) win the state Lottery. Day planner full ; totally ensconced in happiness 🙂
Don’t worry if you aren’t seen, there’s more of us than ever. Live Strong!
Perhaps Webster’s dictionary will pick up on this new terminology and there will be a whole generation of “ocean plastic” harvesters and “conflict-free” tin miners embraced by politicians everywhere as a boon to the economy. Use it to make anything plastic or tinny! Guilt free, just ask Vodaphone.
In other news the “Brown Army” , as UPS’s legion of drivers and handlers are called, will likely in future handle all hostage crises internally rather than phoning the police so as not to be shot dead.
Methods for de-escalation & diversion could include packaging-peanut grenades or non-lethal bean bags filled with old “We have been trying to reach you…” notices.
in dad’s army…on Dunkirk….
Next up, praying at an ATM
sugar, spice, or everything nice
“Why did the chicken cross the road? “
To avoid the drug dealers bribing young children with its fried and battered flesh.
…which is fine, but neither the Metro or The Guardian have yet to make the link between the high rate of seagull activity and the amount of missing persons this year
stop reading the metro
The new challenge of the Home Office: stopping refugees & migrants from climbing into their own boats.
From the internet (BBC): Facebook intends to scan brains with AI to make “fully non-invasive” wearable devices that can read your thoughts and then output words.
Miraculously, the new technology makes use of “muscle twitching” and “eye movement”, natural to anyone using Facebook technology.
Found in the folder from Metro (UK) 16 June, 2019
The Telegraph’s version is illuminating in its own way: “Child spies should be recruited more often by MI5 and police, security minister says“. Clearly, these children are adults. The case continues.
The Dystopian 