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It is likely this image of Boris Johnson featured in the Evening Standard stooped and shuffling around the country channeling the tantric energy of a hunchback, that secured him last night’s victory in the polls.

Clearly, hobbling into pastoral regions and harassing milkmen claimed the “chuntering imbecile” sympathy vote from those beyond the City’s limits and many of those within, leaving the Tories five more years to target and stunt the growth of puppies and children of all ages.