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Tory book Romance
It is likely this image of Boris Johnson featured in the Evening Standard stooped and shuffling around the country channeling the tantric energy of a hunchback, that secured him last night’s victory in the polls.
Clearly, hobbling into pastoral regions and harassing milkmen claimed the “chuntering imbecile” sympathy vote from those beyond the City’s limits and many of those within, leaving the Tories five more years to target and stunt the growth of puppies and children of all ages.
Do not like
November 22nd’s Evening Standard carries a bullet point with the following quotation:
“[a] majority of 73 percent say ‘they do not like him’,” regarding Mr. Corbyn, who is currently jockeying for the lead in the campaign for Prime Minister. That leaves a quarter of the population to decide if there’s anything of value in his being whatsoever.
His rival, old Etonian Boris Johnson, is focusing more on the “division” of the people.
Boris and Buster in London
The Tory solution to Theresa May was Boris Johnson. The Tory solution to our day to day struggle of conservatively waking up, working under pressure, and dealing with a system we do not want is: more pressure, a time limit, and complication of matters so to reap what others sow.
(So long to that and allelujiah.)
intelligent time systems
Perhaps PM Johnson could pull a Dirk Gently with Mr. Francois de Bugy… and then get the hell out of there.
Migration
A shortage in skilled workers has left the UK searching for “migrants” to fill key positions. Whether or not they’ve migrated away from said positions isn’t mentioned. Speculation is rife?
the Boris Bus
Boris Johnson, the likely candidate to replace the current leader of the country, is to be taken to court for using giant buses to mislead the public.
The advertisements claimed a vast quantity of funds went to the EU that did not go to the EU, likely causing some to vote to leave the EU in a referendum of which his party instigated. Johnson “absolutely denies” the claims, despite using said buses to deliver speeches to the public on why they should leave the EU …
The Dystopian 
