“My true love said to me, ‘put down the bloody phone and delete that recording’.”
Fresh from the bottom of someone’s shoe (24 Nov): Prime Minister Boris Johnson vows to enrich the lives of property owners and magnates alike. It can only be welcomed as the icing on the “fuck you” cake for London’s homeless this Christmas season as they gather like fleas around the dinner table at Crisis For Christmas.
Oh, and he’s going to throw in a couple of hospitals. Apologies on the delay, the Monopoly board didn’t come with those cards.
[Bonus Bojo photo, courtesy of the Guardian online:]
The Dystopian 