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Tory book Romance
It is likely this image of Boris Johnson featured in the Evening Standard stooped and shuffling around the country channeling the tantric energy of a hunchback, that secured him last night’s victory in the polls.
Clearly, hobbling into pastoral regions and harassing milkmen claimed the “chuntering imbecile” sympathy vote from those beyond the City’s limits and many of those within, leaving the Tories five more years to target and stunt the growth of puppies and children of all ages.
Hi-yo, Oil!
Gallantly creating opportunity for more “problematic” situations, it is the U.S. leading another “coalition”.
MP Tugendhat
An unfortunate day for names in the news. MP Tugendhat* has asked that all dirty laundry be stashed and a formal inquiry by Cmssr. Dick be opened after a leak of diplomatic memos concerning the White House caused uproar. Sir Kim’s analysis in Washington described the White House as “dysfunctional” and “inept” and in no way likely to change. He remains the ambassador and an astute observer. He has also “pulled out” of dinner plans at the W.H.
President Trump (dick head) opted to spew forth vitriol on Twitter calling the U.K. ambassador an “idiot” and denouncing him as “not liked”, thus absolved of any future liaisons.
* Actual man. Conservative (Tornbridge & Malling): The Guardian, of course, could have asked for comments from anyone named anything else requesting action from any other public servant but the poetry is already in motion.
Lessons learned
Rosy Lea
The ebullient spirit of the British gentry spurs on an exciting new London trend: overpriced tea!
“Loose leaf. Single estate. Fine terroir and good years. Yep, all the ways we describe wine now apply to the beverage of the moment … ”
…yet on these same pages where their countrymen comment on a world in turmoil, the advertising department of the Evening Standard, consciously or subconsciously, cries out for a release from the trance-like grip of their owners. Calling out to me–to us, for something else. Classic, or self Discovery? When does one become the joke– I dare say–indubitably old chap… that tonight when they go to print they will be searching themselves with these same questions…
ps. Happy Independence Day everybody, drink beer
Night versus Day
The contrast between the Metro and Evening Standard’s stories on July 1st highlight several government policy failures
Special Constable Joseph Kaz solves knife crime & revenue issue for entire nation on live television for free leads to…
Shadow-bound pigfuckers in the upper echelon of the bureaucracy force resignation, Kaz “disgusted”.
Boris Johnson expecting to be hired as a play-actor of public service leads to…
Johnson refuses to stop toeing the line. won’t leave the television.
Modern man
The Dystopian 