Unity

This morning’s commuter paper displays the beautiful dynamic between journalist and world leader
(death, incarceration).

The front page of the Metro features Boris Johnson (UK) denying anything to do with ( common to genus Boris ) the detention of a British citizen in Iran for spying.

Inside, President Donald Trump (U.S.) brings heavy retardation to the forefront, reportedly exclaiming “Fake news media!” at his re-election rally as supporters chanted their mantra “CNN sucks!”; and finally the crown prince of Saudi Arabia is so far not being investigated for anything. Putin remains silent.

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