“Did you take cocaine” is the question of the day for Etonian Boris Johnson, in lieu of the likely, “Are you going to go to jail” at his press conference today but — never fear — the Metro hits home with its scintillating coverage on love in the 21st century. Much like 21st century work, banned behaviour includes public masturbating and unsafe sex, and is of course mentioned as much as possible. “Love Island” viewers explore romantic themes such as “vanity” and “coveting” amid narcissistic personality disorders and possible psychopathy. An island nation, indeed!
The Dystopian 